Dan

Southgate spent 5 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said ‘concentrate’ on the package.

🚨 JUST IN: Amorim is content with how the squad is shaping up and nothing imminent is expected on the striker front. United's plans for that position were kiboshed when Liam Delap opted to join Chelsea in May. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

Only @timscoreboard does more for a weekly average.

‘Benny lad, who would you like to play in front of…..Barnes, Murphy, Willock and Elanga or Bruno, Cunha, Mbeumo and Amad?’

I’m coming round to the idea of Sesko coming to us and why not send Rasmus the other way? I’m in.

My mate was on this flight. He text me when coming in to land telling me what was going on. Some complete nutters out there.

I think it’s a reasonable position to be both excited and apprehensive about the season ahead, yet for some reason on here you have to choose one or the other.

V good first half and the team looked well balanced. Obviously Bruno will drop back a bit when Mbeumo starts and therein lies the big question on team setup. Good run out overall though and many looked sharp.

29k steps today and I’ve not been anywhere. Legs are ready to fall off.

Things I can’t stand hearing about: Matcha.

If we managed to just sign a Watkins and a backup keeper I’d say that’s still a very good window. Yes we need a top number 6 and a starting keeper, but I’d still argue with Watkins our overall attack would be right up there in and around the best in the league.

You’d hate to be a Newcastle fan right now.

I’m sure back in the 80s I saw Robbo and Hughesy do this dance.

United have got Casemiro, Collyer, Mainoo and Ugarte all vying for one position (8 is taken by Bruno + he rarely misses a game) and even young Kone. It’s fairly obvious that they’d have to shift one of those (at a minimum) if they wanted to bring in another.

Minor thigh injuries do tend to rule players out for, erm 6 weeks.

Small club sells their best player. That’s football.

I’ll pass paying for that license. I give you lot enough money as it is.

That’s my eldest graduated today. I’m sure I stop paying for everything now. That’s how it works, right?

First three words are enough to stop reading any further.