Alternative MUFC.

The quoted post is almost 18 months old but the sentiment remains the same and after some changes in my working schedule, the possibility of achieving what I hoped to achieve below would be massive. It would enable me to do what I love and secure a future of barnstorming Comms.…

Am I getting carried away or am I keeping my feet firmly on the ground when I say that in a few years time, this beautiful bald and bearded bastard will be hailed as one of our best signings from the last 10-20 years?

At a tailgate before the MUFC v West Ham game in New Jersey. With the @ManUtdUSA and @new_musc

I've got three spare t-shirts - made and ready for postage before 12pm today. Originals tee: 1 x Medium 1 x X-Large George Best tee: 1 x Medium First come first served. Only £10 each. DM to grab one 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak has informed Newcastle of his desire to explore a move this summer. Club aware of player’s plans and will now decide how to move, as @CraigHope_DM reports. Newcastle have already re-started exploring a move for a top striker in the market. 👀

I've been calling Shaw for years. Dalot gets it both barrels. Barry's had his stick, so has Lindelof. Garnacho & Hojlund too. Remember the Weghorst jokes? Or the McTominay ones? De Gea? It's all satirical light hearted fun. But I can't call Rashford Bebe, because that's racist.

Called me racist. Told me he doesn't find me funny anymore. Unfollowed me. Blocked me. In that order. Honestly what an app. I'm only still here to bring the Comms. If this season starts as bad as the last one ended, then I might just call it a fucking day on here.

I posted the below last year & it was naturally met with mixed reactions. My thoughts on Rashford haven't changed since then & if you're backing him over the club today, then I will struggle to understand your thinking, if I'm being honest. It is what it is, unfortunately.

Belfast > Birmingham > Barcelona. Three cities. One Bebe.

I'll get another summer out of this now

🚨Just In ; Bryan Mbeumo is the first bald player to play for manchester united.

After spending months trying to get tickets for face value, I crumbled and paid over the odds on Saturday night. My feet still haven't touched the ground. No regrets. Worth every single penny.

What a fucking cool bastard this fella is.

LET'S FUCKING GO.

I'll be honest, one thing I'm excited about in a new season is comms from @AlternativeMUFC Only bloody thing that kept me sane last season.

Are you doing comms for after the pre-season game against Leeds

Losing your head on social media over the first half of the first pre-season friendly is about as high up the attention seeking ladder that you can climb.

Your club offered his family and agent a royalty cheque and he earns more in a week than half the league combined due to him getting more backhanders than Tina Turner. Not to mention, that all of this was paid for while cheating your way to significance. Fucking turn it in.

Bald beard is best.

Comms are massive at the open. Pass it on

The first six seconds of this video are coming to a Comms near you. Very, very soon.