Fox Mulder
@AlienLover263
FBI Special Agent. Oxford Alumnus.
Have been distracted from Twitter thanks to the YouTube playlist "Existence of Aliens, Proof and Cons". The seventeenth video is by far my favourite. Firm hypothesis paired with photographic proof. Takes into account factors such as government and state security breaches.
‘Possibly hostile’ alien threat detected in unknown interstellar object, a shocking new study claims trib.al/Fjv1WOJ
It is fair to assume that one of my hypotheses is correct...

So, "apple" is a colour to The Alien. It seems extraterrestrials see different colours than we do OR have decided to name them differently. Which hypothesis can we assume is correct?
Apple.
“OOMF” has 2 kids with me and still won’t give me a desk in his office.
“yall give oomfs ur phone number????” my oomfs and i have a life360 circle
The Alien replied to me twice. What a great start to the day.
How are you The Alien?
It’s always “what does The Alien know?” and never “how is The Alien?”.
Whose shit? So Aliens feel things like annoyance. If The Alien is frustrated, will they make an appearance? Does The Alien react verbally or physically to what they qualify as shit?
The Alien is sick of your shit.
Just watched the "Are Aliens Real? All UFO Sightings In The United States" documentary on YouTube over dinner. A must-watch for everyone.