AlexGuyBooks
@AlexGuyBooks
Hardboiled urban fantasy with a sharp wit and a whiff of grimdark.
I write Urban Fantasy that blends Raymond Chandler & Joe Abercrombie. But what made me know I wanted to write is this short scifi. I started with a simple thought: what if a road trip story like Stand By Me or Huck Finn was set in space.

Why does every reviewer feel the need to explain how opinions work now? The person who needs that explanation isn’t going to be soothed, and they’re not worth convincing anyway.
You beat someone up by giving them a beat down. You can also knock them around and if you take it far enough, knock them out.
All of @J0hnADouglas talk of Orc City was in my head as I started "sketching" with an iPad sculpting app last night. I suspect this isn’t accurate to his book since I haven’t read it yet. #OrcCity

Too many things have been boiled down to their essence. There is too much brand synergy. We are achieving Artistic Entropy. The Heat Death of Art x.com/AlexGuyBooks/s…
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My dogs confirmed.
I read out loud on my porch like a weirdo. My dogs seem to appreciate it. 😜 And now apparently I record it sometimes. I absolutely love Joe Abercrombie’s prose. So damn tight. Colorful but never wordy. #TheDevils #JoeAbercrombie
I read out loud on my porch like a weirdo. My dogs seem to appreciate it. 😜 And now apparently I record it sometimes. I absolutely love Joe Abercrombie’s prose. So damn tight. Colorful but never wordy. #TheDevils #JoeAbercrombie
Could you imagine driving down the highway and seeing this Beast rolling up beside you...😎
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King Taco is the best. Agua Fresca de Melón. #KingTaco #CarneSsada
King Taco is the best. Agua Fresca de Melón. #KingTaco #CarneSsada
A story about my pug's eye being plucked out by the vet. #pug #DogLovers #veterinarian
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For over 14 years, people have speculated about why my father @isaachayes left South Park. I’m here to set the record straight. My dad did not quit South Park. Scientology did. After the episode “Trapped in the Closet” aired in 2005, my father suffered a stroke just a few…
Indie Authors hate marketing. Why? Because they think it should be someone else's jobs. I'm here to tell you it should be your job and you should embrace it. 🔗🔽
I did this just for fun. I frequently read aloud like a weirdo and thought my voice fit the tone nicely. I'll delete it if you want. I'm not running some weird scam. :) All rights to @J_Schiecke
Hopefully it's as good as MK: Annihilation
The Mortal Kombat II trailer will arrive tomorrow at 9 AM PT. What are you expecting?
Ah, yes, the curation problem. To understand it, we have to have a long talk about Amazon. Amazon isn't killing the book industry. That oft-repeated allegation is completely and totally false. But it IS failing to save it. The practice at Amazon-the-large-conglomerate is…
This is something I agree with. Self-publishing is the future. The problem is how to separate the wheat from the chaft? The one "function " trad pub offered self-publishing does not have an answer for is as a quality controller to consumers. As a self-published author, I can…