David
@Aldehulme
Lairy, sweary, quite contrary.
Manchester United fans to pay tribute to retiring manager Sir Alex Ferguson with a minutes applause on 98 minutes.
Anyone else booked to visit Thailand and its closest island to Cambodia later this year or just me? 😐
Is it too much to aak that today we launch the new kit, we all like it and we announce the arrival of the best striker in the league ? #oafc
Why have you done that first line in the style of Yoda from Star Wars @BradleyKnowles1 ? 🤷🏼♂️😁 #oafc
I think a player attacking like haughton we need. However haughton is lazy Mellon demands players work hard. I can’t see him fitting a Micky Mellon team #oafc
Incredible amount of South/Central Americans/Mexicans about in Manchester going to Oasis. Little do they know they've done the easy bit of their trip and now need to get to Heaton Park and back... 👀
👇👏#oafc
Say want you want about Norwood, but please dont say he was crap for January to May like everybody involved wasn't. At least he was injured. #oafc
A bit gutted Norwood's finally confirmed as gone. Hoped he'd eventually sign again and was intrigued to see him start a season with hero status rather than expensive player who still hasn't done that much. Anyway..... #oafc
I can't see it happening in a million years but, if Micky Mellon feels Josh Stones would help him secure his 7th promotion, we should re sign Josh Stones #oafc
We should be sent back down if these 900 MK Dons tickets last past lunchtime... #oafc
Weirdest signing since....all those weird signings Unsworth made #oafc
Worrhington gone bizarre signing that #oafc
People who aren't really into music keep asking on the radio and on podcasts if the return of Oasis might herald the return of "guitar bands". As if we've not spent just as much time & money watching just as many "guitar bands" these last 15 years as we did the 15 before 🤷🏼♂️
“I once accidentally emailed the taliban at work and cost the taxpayer 7 billion pounds”
All else aside - the "convicted sex offenders" bit. How bad a sex offender would someone have to be to be convicted of it in Afghanistan?
My response to the Afghan asylum scandal.
"And then they've put this multi coloured builder lying down on it about this size.... " #oafc
👔 The boss. #oafc
Only halfway through a weekend of loads of people regaling me with the fascinating reasons they don't like Oasis and why they haven't paid x amount to watch them.
Keep seeing mention of us having signed wingers. Has the definition changed? Hawkes, Morris, Drummond, Hannant, Stevens - they're all forwards/attacking midfielders/wide midfielders. Aren't they? Versatile. Wouldn't describe any as a winger.. ? #oafc
Cc @dbrereton
That's a mad one Pritchard to Rochdale. Can only assume they've offered him more/longer than us as I'd say he's better right across the midfield +RB than any of the similar types we've brought in 🤷🏼♂️ I don't recall him having any fitness issues either. #oafc