Alan Vann

@Alan_Vann_

Art-School-Dropout Cliche. Applicant for @devonsawa's best friend. Cat parent. Antifascist. They/Them.

Richmond, VA

Joined April 2014

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jan 18, 2016

Me out loud: There is nothing I hate more than an empty ice cube tray. Me to myself: That sounds like a fucking Dylan Thomas quote.

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · 5 h

Imagine getting on an app, signing in, remembering a password, just to announce to the uninterested world that you are a total pussy.

CCernovich@Cernovich · Jul 22

My parents didn’t let us listen to Metal. Was devil worshipping music. Hard to see how they were wrong. Pantera used pentagrams. Even if “ironic,” or “art,” it’s demonic symbolism. Later in life I tried. Couldn’t stomach it. Made me physically ill. It’s the sound of demons.

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 13

I am overwhelmed with the generosity seen so far in helping me with my medical bills/rent, after my emergency surgery. Thank you to anyone who shared/contributed.

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 18

Donald Trump is a pedophile. Also please share my GFM. gofund.me/4f670801

eevan loves worf@esjesjesj · Jul 16

you can just tweet “Donald Trump is a pedophile” and immediately get 1000 likes

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 21

American Medical Bill: “$25,000 for therapy horse anesthesia awakening”

eelina 🔮 🍉@bogwitchbooks · Jul 20

Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 20

Think it’s funny that the younger generation thinks Deadpool invented Meta when Marlon Brando came out of retirement after ten years to play a “You know you look like Don Corleone?!” movie.

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 20

“Fascist only used to counting 14 words can now count to 34. Story at 11pm.”

TTed Cruz@tedcruz · Jul 20

I count 34 people…. 🤔

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 20

Can never really suspend my disbelief for non-incestuous cannibal movies like We Are What We Are because what do you mean “You married into a 200+ year old cannibal family and ‘Just kinda went with it’?!”

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 18

He just admitted that he’s the Zodiac Killer. Are we really living in the dumbest timeline?!

TTed Cruz@tedcruz · Jul 18

Definitely!

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 17

Is Iran accepting contributions? Because even in my current state, I’ve got $5 on it….

Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 16

True.

ssora 🖤🔆@BlackheartSora · Jul 15

you basically never see leftist men online complaining they can't get laid or find a relationship the male loser epidemic is entirely right-wing men

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 15

Thank you to everyone who has contributed and shared, please keep sharing and I’ll put your name in a raffle for one of my post-surgery Oxys. gofund.me/4f670801

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 15

War crime.

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 13

I agree with most people that if a celebrity is telling you to forget Epstein, they’re probably on a list.

JJason Cohen 🇺🇸@JasonJournoDC · Jul 12

🚨NEW: Stephen A. Smith *AGREES WITH TRUMP* that Americans shouldn't care about Epstein anymore🚨 "I could give a d*mn about the Epstein client list. This has no effect on me whatsoever. I have a life!" "I didn't blame Trump one bit for looking at them and saying, 'Really,…

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 13

Please report this account. Twitter isn’t allowing me to do it, just sends me in a circle.

JJason Cohen 🇺🇸@JasonJournoDC · Jul 12

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Alan Vann@Alan_Vann_ · Jul 11

Rat faced sisterfucker was rooting for Boravia.

BBen Shapiro@benshapiro · Jul 11

Not. Good. Review coming soon