Al Smizzle
@AlZeidenfeld
"I'll just walk the Earth like Caine in Kung-Fu. If it takes forever, I'll walk forever."
If I remember correctly, I think there were about 30 viewers for my first appearance on a DFS livestream back in 2013 on Grinders Live. Didn’t matter how many people were watching, I loved the work and couldn’t wait to get back on the air for each and every appearance I had with…
How many years in federal prison should someone get for clipping their toenails on a plane?
Instantly moving him down 4 spots in the rankings. Massive aura leak.
We’ve all been pronouncing Bijan Robinson’s name wrong.
It may go down as the best question of all time: Who would win 100m race? Usain Bolt or Joey Chestnut. BUT They can’t start running until they eat an entire hotdog.
REALLY makes ya think.
BREAKING: Senate Judiciary Republicans just BLOCKED an amendment to force the release of the Epstein files.
I've typed and deleted like 5 different things so far. I can't decide.
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The amount of people in the replies who didn’t read this tweet to the last line is hilarious.
This is beyond disrespectful and the creators of South Park should be ashamed and fired by Paramount. I understand the need to satirize things & get your jokes off or whatever but there should be a line. Like is it really necessary or acceptable to disrespect Satan like this?
I was the first person to Max Hideout and Crafting soft skills.
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Drafting Jonnu Smith because you’re sick and tired of complaining about Arthur Smith every single year is the new meta.
I got out of the content game a year ago, but apparently there's some stuff coming down the pipe that's going to impact a lot of you still working.
Leftists/progressives didn’t vote for the Democrats nominee in 2016, 2020 or 2024. I’m not sure why you think they would in 2028. They’ll just vote for Jill Stein when she wakes up from her 3 year hibernation or some other stooge with zero chance of actually winning.
If a more moderate Democrat beats a progressive in the 2028 primary (as in 2016 and 2020), it will be tough to convince progressives to unite behind the nominee when the Democratic establishment won't rally behind @ZohranKMamdani after his convincing primary win.
He’s also super disappointed in Coldplay for what they did to that CEO
If a more moderate Democrat beats a progressive in the 2028 primary (as in 2016 and 2020), it will be tough to convince progressives to unite behind the nominee when the Democratic establishment won't rally behind @ZohranKMamdani after his convincing primary win.
The thesis for the Blue Jays was ALWAYS to be a half game ahead of the Dodgers in the middle of July two years into Shohei’s deal with the Dodgers. (Never mind the World Series victory. Ignore that)
Any regrets? @shoheiohtani
Because, demographics
why are all the right wing influencers paid by gambling sites, its every single one
A couple things can be true at the same time: 1) The DNC as an entity completely sucks. Terrible planning, strategizing and bullshit “wait your turn” tactics. 2) Hunter Biden can shut the fuck up. Like, homie…Take SEVERAL seats.
Hunter Biden just went off on the Democratic Party: "Fuck him and everybody around him... George Clooney is not a fucking an actor. He's a brand." "James Carville hasn't won a race in 40 fucking years." "David Axelrod had one success in his political life and that was Barack…
Levis will also sustaining a new season ending injury every following season for as long as he is under contract with the Titans.
BREAKING: Titans QB Will Levis will be undergoing season-ending surgery on the right shoulder injury he sustained early last year before further aggravating it later in the season, the team announced. With Levis out for the year, No. 1 overall pick Cam Ward is now set to become…
Kinda want it. Sold at auction 18 months ago for $115k or something?
One of the most iconic dual autograph cards in history 🤯
Getting more expensive by the day.
Eugenio AGAIN! His 35th homer retakes the NL lead from Shohei Ohtani!
Tiger, 24 years old. Scottie, 29 years old. Stop with this.
Tiger’s 1st major win: 1997 Masters Tiger’s 4th major win: 2000 Open 1,197 days apart Scottie’s 1st major win: 2022 Masters Scottie’s 4th major win: 2025 Open 1,197 days apart