Akag0ddy

I used to be attracted to hoes my age but then I realized wait...older niggas are also going for these hoes our age which means it leaves a gap in the defense. That mean older fine women are wide open no competition. Walk with me now

The tea app developers watching yall blame men instead of them for their shitty app security

Control your lust & you’ll understand how boring 90% of these women are…😭🤦‍♂️

Show me what law he broke

Hey

As a man it’s 2 things I don’t play about; my money and the woman i’m cheating on

Nobody Women when you miss their call:

I sell the MacBook.

stay away from men who hate women and women who hate men. they’re both miserable retards.

Nothing is worse than being that intelligent guy who knows a lot about everything, but is still broke. I don’t want to be a smart, broke man.

I’m at that age where if she bad af i’ll just nut in her and deal with the consequences later

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Acting is quite the lunacy. Imagine having to contort my face, feign heartbreak, and weep on cue, all whilst being stared at by a roomful of judgmental strangers. Delightful.

Um… Taker is holding a hat while wearing a hat 😭😭😭

Older women hukuwa na this fake seriousness, once you unlock them hakuna any difference na dem ako nineteen, from my diyems of course

How I expect Tems to hold me after buying that ticket

My ex prolly think I’m subtweeting her but I’ve met so many other women that don’t appreciate me

Don’t know who needs to hear this but if it was only “locals” supporting a football club, no team would be as massive as they are today. You literally need us. Hate the superiority complex.

This is who's calling you an incel on the Tea App

"Must be 6 feet tall, have a 6-pack, and make 6 figures."

I would let this woman do unspeakable things to me shem 😭