Roger Rabbit

Are there any emotional or mental benefits from stopping masterbaiting? I get sores sometimes when i go for like 5-8 sessions (spaced thru the day im not a savage 😂) I think some days off or week if i can would benefit me. Anyone know I wanna better myself

I’ll never forget when me and my buddy todd went out drinking and he told me if I took 2 shots of olive oil I’ll get drunker. Man i ended up shitting my pants at the Chilis bar🤣🤣 after that day i had a hard time trusting todd. Good thing i always carry spare boxers 🤑

How do asians come up with their names? They throw pots and pans down the stairs: Bing-Bong Ding-Du-Bang

Dawg Bronny got some shitty genetics LMFAO! He’s short af compared to his dad and brother. Dudes lucky he got a roster spot or he’d be unemployed rn🤣😭 Real shit tho these mfkers be little asf for no reason ion get it. When i stand on my cash im 6’9 lol

This weekend i put in a strong 28 hours into red dead redemption and grinded some GTA campaign (i finished it like 4 years ago don’t worry) These clowns at the gas station haven’t called me back to give me hours. But idc im gaming and got bitches hitting me up all night

Just got my hands on a ps4 pro with 2 controllers and a game for $160. Lowkey a steal ngl. I haggled him down from 175 too lol. Niggas are NOT gonna be bothering me now while i’m gaming. Waiting for a call back for my job at the gas station too. Things are looking good for me Ha!

My ps4 just broke! I’m screwed how am I going to play games? It was literally smoking. Fuck man I can’t catch a break. Now i’m forced to play wii till I can save up for a new ps4. This sucks man

Can’t wait for pride month to be OVER! I’ve gotten shut down nonstop this month, this shit is UNFAIR! Also wtf is this worthless holiday today. Let’s be real, no one cares and it’s only an excuse for people to be lazy and not work. Such a dumb holiday where is indias holiday?

Just lost my job. This shit sucks. I’m overdue on bills too, don’t ask why. Just know i have court now and I am in a tough spot. If anyone has any good side hustles to make some bread let me know. I need it I got a po*n addiction

recently when i don’t trim or shower up for a few weeks my shi gets so itchy. Life’s a bish and i ain’t talking about my beard cuz she clean. Man i been on tinder and striking out, all my matches been WHALES. Yeah i sent a like too and matched but it was cuz i was drinking 40s🤑

Okay guys, I think it’s time I come clean. I’ve been let off at my job and had to get a new one at the zoo. $2000 before taxes 2x a month. Get on my level 1st of all and 2nd I’ve become addicted to fantasizing which animal would be the best lay. I need input but also U R BROKE 🤑

is it true fat hoes give the best sloppy toppy? like the bigger the better? i’m interested

I’m tired of all these broke bums trying to interact with me. I am high class and have a great job making 1400 bi weekly. These frauds think they can talk to me, hell no. I have the best ball knowledge and most girls out there and these nerds think they can take it from me? 😂

this guy looks like he fucks 8.5/10s on the daily, oh wait that’s me Ha!

Does anyone know where I can get giraffe milk? I think it will be really good and more protein than cow milk. Giraffe preferably but i’m interested in trying different animal milks.

I’m going to take some boxing classes. I’m going to stand up against these guys at my local park who keep picking on me. Also you twitter trolls, better watch out. I’m going to learn some kickboxing too and i’ll kick your ass and beat you up HA!

Guess what Lavar Balls favorite place to go out to is? iHop 😂😂😂😂

All you brick chucker nerds don’t know real blue collar hustle like i provide. I work 26 hours a week nonstop and i’m looking to up the hours(maybe overtime) some of you fat nerds on here would never be able to lift 30 pounds as easily as i can. Just wait till i get some pussy.