Goke🍹

Like this tweet if you prefer Rema’s verse to Burna verse

I think we all need to relax and listen to this girl’s music. This is not even PR, to be honest. She needs this spotlight like crazy, Then y'all will realize how insanely good @majesty_lyn is. Personally, my favorite track on the EP is "ROVER." 🔥

In this country, the only thing that circulates well is corruption

To see girl wey dey date one boy na connection

“I passed my virgin Test today, the Egg did not enter inside my ToTo finish.”

Don't forget to name three things you are grateful for today. It's good for your mood and overall mental health. GN.

Ask your babe the difference between “proof” and “prove” and see the useless thing you're dating.

Grateful for not being someone who would bash someone because of how they came out from the womb.

90% of Nigerian ladies look horrible in bikinis

I forgot to zip up my trousers, so a lady told me politely, “Sir, your garage is open.” I gave her a naughty smile as I zipped up and asked, “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?” The lady smiled back and said, “No, just one small "Toyota Vitz" with two flat tyres.🤦🏽‍♂️

small headache like this, i don move on

Do women really like teddy bears, or is just peer pressure..?

CROP TEES 🏷️ 26K

i miss you too baby. i can be inside you for years 😍

god abeg i no wan be that guy wey go dey vex bc say person no press me money.

You can’t play the same game as someone who has backup when you’re the backup

using music as therapy instead of opening up to someone>>>>

No be bant we dey bant which one be my life don kelebu 🙄

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