nobody

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

Hulk Hogan could say “Nigger” in my house idc 🤷🏾‍♂️

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you're speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

I have video evidence of a man living in my building stealing my package. Police won’t do anything because it’s a “petty complaint” meaning it’s a minor loss. So they basically just gone let him get away with it. Now I have to take matters in my own hands and shoot him myself.

How does this honor God?

Is this not crazy

Easily one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time. Perfect. No notes. Put it in a museum.

this is what real antisemitism looks like btw, not calling out a genocide

“If it’s fuck my niggas, it’s fuck them niggas” - Eren Yeager

close enough, y u stayed w Kirk?

How has nobody posted this shit

the first yns 🤣 like they were ahead of their time fr

#spiderman

Little guy saw CRITICAL HIT (0 DAMAGE) and decided he was in God's hands

Unfortunately, when you’re dating a Leo man you just have to accept the Leotivities that come with it

When I was suicidal around 16 I listened to Heavenly Father by Isaiah Rashad a lot in dn saved my life, when I got to college I recited the lyrics infront of 30 people for my speech class then talked abt how much it helped me, next day I met him personally at his concert 🙏🏽🥲

Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.

Still the best iteration of TMNT

Weekly reminder that the "mesh/ fishnets" they wear in Naruto is CHAINMAIL.