actionjuice
@ActionJuice_
dream prophet
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn’t need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was
You have been visited by dark champ you have 30 minutes to repost this and send it to 2 friends or you’ll get 7 years bad luck and raped.
Buying a gym and slowly replacing the mirrors in front of the weight rack with skinnier and skinnier mirrors
How does youtube make all those videos they must have so many employees
cale just came out as bisexual everyone go show your support @youngfatkracker 🚴🚴♂️
For a really long time I thought grimes and mia goth were the same person
If she puts more than .5 grams in the joint leave her she’s stupid
Bought a citrus press and learned it takes like nine oranges to make one glass of juice so now I just have this big ass useless mechanical device in my kitchen
‘Cracker’ is an offensive slur because even if I did have slaves I wouldn’t whip them I’d be super nice to them
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?