Abstract Super Cycle ✳️

Was tryna be a smart degen sending 50% of my tokens to my other wallet to take profit… accidentally sent them to a dead wallet. RIP $15. You served no purpose 😭 abscan.org/tx/0xab0ce0968…

Wife left, wallet wrecked, but chart’s pumping... maybe she’ll come back?

Portfolio pumping so hard I walked past my boss without saying GM😌

Was out of money, so I did what any responsible degen would do… Sold my wife’s gold. Now I just need this chart to pump so I can buy her a bigger, shinier 'sorry'." 💍

Remember I lost all my wife's savings in that damn token, so she kicked me out and I was homeless for a whole week. But I’m back.. ready to lose more money… or maybe make some profit this time, who knows. BTW, just got great news, our Twitter is verified now. LET'S GOOOO!…

The China takeover begins 🐧🇨🇳

The China takeover begins 🐧🇨🇳

It pumped. I screamed. My neighbor screamed louder, turns out he aped too 🗣️💹

Just cooked up a character for the upcoming madness. How’s it lookin’?👀

I made a community for degens. No alpha, no plan, just vibes and collective suffering. Join now.. we cry together. 😭📉 x.com/i/communities/…

Put $3 more. Already planning my retirement 🫡💹

Happy tears hit different when your bag actually survives 📉

Up so bad I started giving financial advice no one asked for 😏

Abstract Super Cycle: where degens unite to win absolutely nothing.. but look cool doing it 😎

Being a degen means making life changing decisions in 6 seconds with 0 research 🫡

When your meme coin survives more than 1 minute 😎

Invited my Sol degen friends to see live abstract degen action… now they won’t answer my calls 🥹