Tormented Philosopher
@A_beIIadonna
Purveyor of ancient wisdom. Explorer of thought spaces. Debate me and become wiser.
The villain’s faithful pair of henchmen:
I’m a hungry little puppy and Chex mix™ is my puppy chow
Splendid.. Splendid! My type 4 homunculus undergoing sea trials 👇
Seed oils are woke and evil. We want chronic heart disease
CONFIRMED: Beloved cinema character Shrek of the Shrek franchise will appear in Shrek 5 as a white male.
In America they pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars to yell slurs at children
Mainstream media won’t tell you that imbalance of the humors is the leading cause of death in America
I can tell that my wounds heal more slowly when I'm near this tower but else I don't know what it does
Everyone in the United States PLEASE withdraw all your money right now. It’s for your own good. #THEBANKSAREOUTOFMONEY
Behold: no yin to balance the yang — agony is the natural result of such an absence
Hentschel’s Son Loaf series represents the last vestiges of original thought in a creatively bankrupt society
Unusual energy fluctuations from the mother goddess this morning, my crystals are vibrating at a negative frequency