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@ALBACapMgmt
Vol Slingooor. Alum: Tudor/GS/SG. Non-partisan, politicians are all self-serving Arseholes, everywhere. Tending Gardens and Holidaying, make allowances.
Fund didnt work out (more on that shortly). Still gonna run managed accounts for some outside capital. Gonna keep publishing this because its good discipline and its my account so I can do whatever I want 🫡
Just met a lovely Irish lady who has 14 spare tickets for the #Lions2025 tomorrow. Reply if interested
Is he fucking high ?
US Treasury Secretary Bessent on Trump Tariff Plans: Market took it pretty well.
House prices up 40 pc in a,year in the shittest suburbs in Sydney What a fkg joke this place has become
jfc life comes at you fast Fri am, here we go again Im getting too old for this shit 🏉🍻😂
Notice the new trend in twatter bots with 0 and 0, insult you in the replies thrn block you 😂😂😂 What is the point of this fkg app (yes i get the irony)
The fucking irony
The article below is about the CIO of the UC System ditching hedge funds after decades of poor performance. What he is saying is the dirty secret of most of finance: LPs (ie you) pay exorbitant fees and carry to ultimately return the market beta or worse! In other words, you’d…
As Detective Chief Inspector Taggart would say (if you are British and old enough to know wtfita) "There's been a Murderrrrrrrrrr"
Heard you lost 8-figures on your $RILY short (from an 8-figure net worth). Bottom line-you’re a repeat spectacular failure: Fund management, marriage, fatherhood, friendship, PA investing, and even at being my enemy. That’s why you spend all your time pulverizing your noodle to…
Still enjoying your fintwit fame @stevehou0 you unsophisticated financial ignoramus? 😜
Scamath has now lapped Ackman, Rug Pull, Melon, the All In tools, and anyone else I can think of, in the race to be immortalised as the biggest tit on Fintwit of all time.
