AKFortyOuncer

My cat stares out the window like he’s having an existential crisis. Feel you cat bro.

When my dog died nobody got stoned and listened to his music.

Any place that sells salad with unpitted olives should have their business license revoked and their wife put down.

If we're going to sell the country out to Indians, can we at least get paid upfront so we can enjoy the money a little bit before we turn into New New Delhi?

Block every Indian account you come across. Try not to engage at all. Just block immediately.