ThatGrumpyScotsman
@AGrumpyScotsman
Twitch Streamer // Butthead // lover of things // Chaotic Neutral // Sarcastic Humour and memes. https://allmylinks.com/agrumpyscotsman
✨pinned post✨ Hey 👋 Me? I’m a part time streamer on Twitch, here on X you’ll find dad jokes, memes and relatable stuff. (Sometimes even stream stuff) Also find me on Insta, Threads and Bluesky. Search for thatgrumpyscotsman. Also. Be kind to each other, it’s not hard 💜
Being in your 40s is wild. One minute you’re fine, the next you’ve pulled a muscle by sitting slightly wrong or looking the wrong way at someone.
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and…
Young people really don’t understand the impact Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath had on metal, and music as a whole. There’s no metal band that doesn’t count Sabbath as an influence. they shaped a whole genre of music that stands the test of time. Rip Ozzy, you will be missed 🤟
I recently found out that when strippers receive cash that has semen on it, that they have to report it to the government…. …. Because it’s considered their Gross income.
Look, I’m not the biggest fan of AI, but because of it I now have the most glorious Scottish phone wallpaper ever created 🏴
Don’t ever complain to me that your game took too long to download while I’m getting flashbacks of this:
Love when people say “just stay positive.” Aye cheers, let me go switch on the happy setting in my spleen. cheers.
The older I get, the more I realise “I’ll do it tomorrow” is code for “never seeing that task again.”
Some people treat casual players like they ruin gaming. News flash: not everyone’s trying to go pro — some of us are just vibing with a controller and snacks. 🎮🍿
Do people actually follow anyone anymore? I’ve noticed especially since the new “management” took over that it seems to happen less and less. It could be me, but this place feels very different now.
My favourite childhood memory was building sand castles with my grandpa…. …. At least until grandma took his ashes away.
Every time I go to use the printer in work and see this next to it, I say a very specific quote from a very specific movie. If you know, congratulations you have great taste.
