The Architect
@9400BCE
Disinformation Czar, Online Security Expert, Foreign Policy Expert, Civil Liberties Expert, and Public Health Expert.
Can't the Man of Steel fans and the Superman 25 fans just get together and get along 🤣
Coming in 2033... Jurassic Park X: We ran out of ideas so there's a dinosaur that looks like a dude.
When your boss pisses you off so you buy a $20 scratch ticket and win nothing
Why does it feel like every black character in a movie has to say "Hell yah" at some point in the film?
$2000? No thanks. I can buy a high end Dell laptop for far less or a MacBook for the same
Single screen? Not a flex. Do like Dylan Efron and unfold more possibilities with 3x the screen space on the new Galaxy Z Fold7. Pre-order yours now.
The only way for Trump to move on from Epstein is to prosecute Brennan and Comey. If he does the news cycle of Epstein will end
On the Epstein files we have only one of two conclusions to draw from. Either the Trump administration is lying or under Biden the evidence was destroyed. There's no in-between on this
I see many people saying that Elon doesn't care about the $7500 EV credit. To those people if you don't understand how the difference between a $35k and a $42.5k car would change someone's purchasing choice well then you obviously are blind to the lives of hundreds of millions of…
By the way, I am actually a socialist. Just not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm. True socialism seeks greatest good for all.
Never respond to one of these fake pro Ukraine accounts. For whatever reason if you respond to one your feed gets filled with these paid bot accounts
People who are dependent on coffee in the morning annoy the shit out of me. Not the person that wants a coffee in the morning, I'm talking about that person that has to have it and if they don't they refuse to do anything or talk about anything until they do
All commercials on streaming platforms are pharmaceuticals, insurance, fast food commercials and weight loss programs
Anyone giving a YouTuber a $500 superchat needs a wellness check
I gotta call balls and strikes. Biggest loser of the year is Elon Musk. His companies lost over $600 billion in value and his reputation is ruined with half the country all for DOGE that ended up saving ZERO money and the Budget will be higher this year than last year
Why does the NBA feel it's so necessary for their success to have the Lakers be good. I know it's a big market by why no love to the Knicks or the bulls or the Rockets. Is it just because so many agents and media people live in LA?
Literally muting everyone who posts a picture, gif, or video and then says...thoughts?
Why does Dick Masterson have me blocked. I have no memory of ever interacting with him on X
In five years 9 year olds will be posting a clip of putting mayo on a ham and cheese sandwich and how it blew them away lol
just using straight up olive oil as a dip for bread is absolutely blowing me rn 😭
In what world does Volkswagen think they can charge $70k for a piece of nostalgia for generation who either are dead or in the nursing home
He's going to theater camp in El Salvador. When he comes back he'll write a play of every horrible thing he imagined he saw.
BREAKING: Senator Chris Van Hollen is now in El Salvador to pressure for the release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia.