8BOX
@8BOXdev
Hobby Indie Dev and engineering student. Distributor of Bads and Disservices
NEW GAME NEW GAME NEW GAME YOU ARE A JOURNALIST INVESTIGATING ETHICISTS IN NYC. YOU WAKE UP UNDERGROUND. YOUR LIFE WILL NOT END.


>want to start on sound design for game >open DAW >"Oops! This version isn't supported anymore! Looks like you need an upgrade!" >get upgrade >noticeably slower >UI is now flatslop >crashes three times in different ways

Game jam progress report: Player character model FINALLY done, working on enemy AI. It's blind, but it can track your footsteps unless you sneak around it
This stupid idiot journalist doesn't know I'm about to trap her in a maze of tunnels underneath New York City

Finished a college ethics class today. That was one of the gayest things I've ever experienced
Eduroam has hypnotized the world. May Terry awaken the people and help them to see the evil doings of Eduroam
FNAF Ransomware but instead of creepypasta it bricks your computer and replaces it with him saying "Please deposit 5 Bitcoins"

San Franciscoans are GAY!! They could be Dionysian mad scientists but they only make "B2B SaaS" and talk about "Effective Altrusim" and subscribe to "Ethical OnlyFans"
In honor of SKG hitting its signature goal, I've recreated a certain vintage Ikea garden gnome
I'm getting ads about Pre-conception care and how to keep your wife healthy during pregnancy. I am neither married nor have a gf, but the Palantir AI panopticon thinks I will soon. I bet that's a good omen