katherine
@6kfmu
Everyone is clapping and cheering “hip hip hooray!” because my credit score is 830
some people are missing whatever brain pathways are required to think about what you can do with 3/4 of a cabbage
I love putting on one of my meticulously curated playlists at work and being like “I loveeeee musiccccc 🎶😄🙂↕️🎶”
I have suffered through 23 orange cream coke zeros and finally this is the last one I have to drink for the rest of my life. I am gagging and choking it down. This is such a monumental moment for me
The lack of charity for the deceased reinforces the fact that protesters are wrong always and will forever anklebite the true Church. There’s no verse that can save them from the complete writing off of another human soul, in the same world and flesh as themselves. Despicable.
People who barely read anything at all cannot comprehend reading things you disagree with
My blood transfusion is scheduled to be on the first day of my period and I think that’s beautiful
Who made an Airbnb reservation for my birthday in the I Know What You Did Last Summer town and used my phone number as the point of contact
Ya no shit #imgoated
First born children have higher IQ than their siblings.
The orange cream Coke Zero is so disgusting that I can’t even enjoy a Diet Coke with an orange peel anymore
In the world liberals want they will still use ICE but only on Bernie bros
I truly think the only people who deserve to be sneering and uppity about politics are vegans
Liberals be like “I read 100 books this year 🤓👆” but they were all high fantasy pornography audiobooks