dudermane

guy next to me eating a chipotle bowl with a spoon and making slurping noises

POV I made you breakfast and you enjoyed it (and you’re me)

new best youtuber

obama era optimism is back

took my best this type of photo other day

you're into coldplay? so like snot and stuff?

Come over bro we’re hanging out in a facility that also processes peanuts, tree nuts, wheat, soy, milk, and eggs

me when the soleil is près de moi open.spotify.com/track/6ibsMUSg…

i love use cases 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

ideally a relationship should have a student faculty ratio smaller than 1

(texting friend who's already at the function) what's the student faculty ratio?

Sucking it backwards style

read my posts on the biggest screen you can find this summer

We used to pray for emails like this

Mandela effect: it is actually called “The” jeopardy

Run, don’t walk, to see the runner strangler

fire works yea i’d say it gets the job done!!

Blade runner

Drinking another coffee. Just a little something to put the edge on.

is there human experience tomorrow?