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Stop comparing JDub to Paolo when he’s more like the 3rd best guy on our team

I wanna just once wanna see @Pp_doesit walk on to the court in a giant ass afro

Players that will better than Paolo this yr: Luka SGA Jokic KD Giannis Steph (maybe. Gettin up there in age) End of list
Paolo Banchero will be a Top 10 player in the NBA after next season. Agree or Disagree? 🤔
When @Lane_Kiffin leaves coaching, I would very much like to see an hour or two of this a week during the season
Thanks for fitting us into your busy schedule, Coach... @Lane_Kiffin
One of the gym teachers and a girls basketball coach at my old school had sex with a sophomore player on his team. Guy ended up stalking her. She told her parents and they called the cops. Turns out that before he got hired and spent time in prison for cocaine trafficking. Got…
What was “the incident” at your high school?
Between the SNLs and Happy Gilmore 2, Bad Bunny should do more comedy. Dude is legitimately hilarious
Why is it taking over a yr to release a film that’s already finished?
First poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ In theaters on August 28, 2026.
My turn Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Jalen Johnson is 100% close to Paolo and Franz
Jalen Johnson is 100% close to Paolo and Franz
If I had a billion dollars, first thing I would do is make a sequel to this staring the same exact cast to find out where they are now

#BringBackPaul There is no better man to have on our sideline during this upcoming season, a season where we’re contenders for the first time in 15 yrs. HE is the Orlando Magic
Magic fans, I’ve seen it suggested to start a petition to bring me back for the upcoming season. I would very much appreciate and be grateful for a petition to be circulated. After 36 years, I’d love to be a part of the Magic’s championship run!
Bring Back Paul Porter as the Orlando Magic PA Announcer - Sign the Petition! chng.it/rhsqkSK2Cz via @Change
For anyone that has to think about this for longer than a tenth of a second
You get to build your franchise around ONE for the next 5 years. Who are you rolling with?
Why in the fuck would the DMV post their hours online 8-4:30 but not let me in when it was relatively empty at 4:02? If you’re gonna not let people come in after 4, make those your hours
Franz Wagner will take that title
Best European Small Forward of all time? 🔥 Toni Kukoc cooked everyone in #EuroBasket 1991 to win MVP honors at the age of 22 😳
Why do the broadcasters sound like they’re covering a golf tournament on Xanax?
Best European Small Forward of all time? 🔥 Toni Kukoc cooked everyone in #EuroBasket 1991 to win MVP honors at the age of 22 😳