megañ 🔪
@3x5
electrocution survivor. duke fan. braves owner. canes hockey watcher. AWL. shark advocate. nothing here is serious. #FKR
wtf did ozzy do?!!? and was the man even aware he did it? 😭
Two Racists in a week. The Grim Reaper hooping rn
i am sooooo glad michael harris has gotten on a lil hot streak. always believed he would bounce back, almost like a ford bronco in GOAT situations
Bryan Kohberger is only allowed: 3 pairs of underwear 3 pairs of socks 2 jumpsuits 3 undershirts 1 pair of slippers 1 mattress 2 sheets 2 blankets 2 towels NO PILLOW While in his solitary cell in prison. Have fun LOSER!
well i did *not* need to be reminded that rocker pitched a no hitter against duke in the playoffs.
it's nice to turn the game on and the braves have bases are loaded. it doesn't mean they'll score but it's nice.
Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
I swear to God if the Aliens screw up football season I’ll never forgive them
BREAKING: 🚨 Harvard astrophysicists suggest Aliens may attack Earth in NOVEMBER OF 2025 after revealing object spotted in space could very well be a "HOSTILE alien spacecraft."
i had a really fun day today (for the first time this month) but every day is a lil victory 💕
DDMF
Our Darian Mensah interview, hear from QB1 and how he is going to change the short and interim passing game 🔵😈 #Duke #ACC #CFB
i'm literally making fun of hulk hogan by using a meme. that doesn't mean i condone his thoughts and beliefs. holy shit.
Let me guess, “he’s a changed man” lmao. x.com/theroot/status…
olivia goncalves reading bryan kohberger to absolute filth yesterday deserves is HISTORIC. • "you're a delusional pathetic hypochondriac loser who thought you were so much smarter than everybody else."
"If you hadn't attacked them in their sleep in the middle of the night like a pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your f***ing ass." Olivia Goncalves received applause at the end of her statement. It was powerful. #BryanKohberger
jesse chavez is forever
#Braves Jesse Chavez, 41, announced his retirement today on Foul Territory podcast. “Coach” had 18-year MLB career, more stops with Atlanta than any other team. Extremely popular in clubhouse. Pitched better for ATL each time he returned in recent years than with previous team.
holy fuck dude it's coffee lmao
You don’t get it. Even your regular Starbucks coffee is an affront to humanity - as if someone extracted all joy from the bean, and all that is left is a liquid that is brown, bitter, and utterly devoid of soul. You can do better, America. We believe in you.
it's almost as if chipper jones should just come out and say he doesn't want the job. oh that's right he did.
It’s wild that people didn’t know Chipper was a hitting instructor for the Braves back in, you guessed it, 2021.