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Yankees did the Astros a massive solid by sweeping the Mariners
The @Yankees trailed 5-0 with no hits entering the bottom of the 8th. They're the first team to win a game after losing by 5+ runs with no hits in the 8th since June 24, 1977 (Pirates vs. Expos).
What did I learn from today? I would rather get beaten by 7 or 8 holes in match play than shoot the exact same score as the other guy and lose.
Moisturizer SPF No Smoking I’ve been mistaken for 21-24 many times over the last year 💅🏼
looking younger than your age is actually a big flex
The Astros are currently down 5 of their 9 opening day starters and 3/5 of their opening day starting rotation, all due to injuries. They have more players on the IL than any team in baseball. They are currently in first place. If this team survives...
IF Brendan Rodgers was returned from his rehab assignment today following a collision in the third inning of last night’s game with Triple-A Sugar Land. Rodgers was diagnosed with a concussion and a nasal fracture. He will get further evaluation in next few days.
IF Brendan Rodgers was returned from his rehab assignment today following a collision in the third inning of last night’s game with Triple-A Sugar Land. Rodgers was diagnosed with a concussion and a nasal fracture. He will get further evaluation in next few days.
Thank you for the incredible love, care, and support you’ve shown our family during these past two weeks. Your kindness through messages and prayers has meant more than we can express and has helped carry us through this time of deep loss. Now that we have laid my cousin, her…
worst part about this is you know it's gonna lead to him posting on linkedin something like "i got caught cheating at a coldplay concert. here's what it taught me about b2b sales"
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
Probably old news But @propjoesays popped up on my tik tok fyp and I cackled

There’s an employee base that hates both of these people with a passion and they’re having the best day of their lives right now
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
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Bring the swing-off to the game. If the game is still tied after the 10th, it's swing-off time
Free at ESPN: The All-Star Game swing-off was a smashing success for baseball. It didn’t matter what it could’ve been because what it delivered was awesome. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
I forgot I signed up for match play at my golf club and now I have a match I have been playing the worst golf of my life lately
This list should’ve been titled, All-Time at THAT position This list is correct
A lineup of the Astros all-time greats through the years. Do you agree with our picks?
A lineup of the Astros all-time greats through the years. Do you agree with our picks?
The 10th Man Astros style
The Astros allegedly plan to announce that Jake Meyers is headed to the IL. In a corresponding move they have decided to sign a lucky fan out of the stands to a contract each night before the all star break. This promotion is sponsored by Houston Methodist.
How bout yall also SLOW TF DOWN when it’s a torrential downpour.
This is absolutely true and is your public service announcement. Don't use hazards when you're in a rain storm. Just turn on your lights
Well when everyone figured out the “deals” aren’t actually deals
BREAKING: Amazon, $AMZN, first day traffic for Amazon Prime Day is down 41%, per Bloomberg.
Nothing like a hair in your breakfast taco to ruin a morning