“Big Jerker” Thorton
@30secondnut
World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.
Just asked a 45 year old if she just turned 24 yall dont play ball like me
My course record at the municipal after 17 beers
Genuinely what does 67 even mean
Found above a urinal. Someone is PISSED at their GF 🙏🏻.
Made slight eye contact with a woman who doesnt want me
A humble crown and sprite, because Jesus didn’t choose the white stallion, he chose the donkey
Rumple after the 4th yard glass sure im so excited !!! I want to die
Me and the one girl i actually want
Nintendo says that Mario & Peach are “good friends”, despite a global understanding that the characters are a couple.
Anyone cranking hog rn need to know if our cycles are lined up
Do yall think sadie mckenna waits for me to like her pics
microdosing flirting by liking your posts and sometimes leaving a reply
Heard they were saying my hog was way too big on the Tea app. Thank you ladies.