Tim Roberts

🚨BOMBSHELL🚨 I'll cut right to the chase. Rowdy is not a curse to the Dallas Cowboys. At least not in the way we (I) had professed.

Dang, the Celebrity Rule of Three is real.

What a rally and walk off. The Rangers have all the mojo.

Star Wars Fans: “Nooooo! You can’t contradict the deep Wikipedia lore of our merchandise franchise!!!” What Trekkies Have To Deal With:

No. No. No no no no no no no. You keep your filthy Paramount+ New Trek hands off “Deep Space Nine”.

I honestly forgot the Tour de France was a thing. Remember when we all pretended to be huge cross country cyclist fans because some of our guys got better at cheating than the Europeans? Wild times.

I was always told as a kid that one of my great great great grandfathers was one of the Indians that captured Daniel Boone. This of course was utter nonsense with no tenuous base in reality but somehow it had become lore in my family.

Parenting Tip: The answer the doctor will give to you for every small concern you have about your newborn is “That’s totally fine and normal… unless it gets even slightly worse in which case you have six minutes to get to the ER.”

Reminder: there is absolutely a rule that says a dog can't play basketball.

A prequel to the sequel of the midquel of the prequels.

Looks like the Rangers got three W’s on the slot machine 🎰 (This joke would work way better if the A’s actually played in Vegas and weren’t a homeless AAA team/Ponzi scheme)