Marilyn ☘️
@1yliraminfinity
Hyperdimensional alien being tortured manifesting this reality to escape the pain; brain in a jar imagining all of you (happily)
Imagining a world where Steely Dan had a phish/grateful dead/jam band type of following around them (again)
sufficiently advanced escaping the matrix is indistinguishable from being cast out of the garden of Eden
In prison Jeffrey came to realize just how badly he fumbled his chance to spend his life with a woman who truly loved him and would do anything for him and never leave him. He couldn’t go on living with the pain and regret of that loss, so he killed himself.
Every picture of Ghislane Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein together makes it obvious that she’s a LOT more interested in him than he is in her.
We’ll probably never find out the actual number of times Hulk Hogan saved America but I bet it’s at least a dozen
An app for moms to label all the young women who slander their sons as absolute whores.
FYI Tractor Supply has a truck bed pool liner that's on clearance right now, if you're trying to be more American its highly recommended.
listen to HEREAFTER MAN
Still in awe of the production quality and the sheer excellence as a STORY. An epic in the truest sense. Had me wheezing with laughter, even getting a bit of a knot in my throat during the sad parts.
“Ew why are they wearing costumes and singing about castles instead of writing lyrics about breaking down in tears when I see my ex at the Kombucha bar? I am very sophisticated.”
I will never, ever, ever, watch one of those stupid debate circle videos. Sorry.
“Mac is dead, time to shame him publicly” Daily reminder that you do not and cannot hate journalists enough.
The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, October 1, 1911
4 year old daughter pitching an incredible TV show idea to me: Dr. Cheerleader She's a doctor and a cheerleader who is really nice and pretty. She helps everybody. She has to type her patients on the computer: "next patient. What America do you live in?" (Texas)
