Elon Shlosberg
@1stPragmatist
Reads news with critical eyes Concerned about the future Believes in listening to opposing opinions Fond of satire & parody. No DM. #DemVoice1
Poems and Song Parodies for Resisters read.amazon.com/kp/embed?asin=…


How about an Irish Jig for the Speaker of the House? 🎵🎶 Mike Johnson is thinking Trump should be protected So bills from his party Are being rejected I guess when you’re righteous A woman’s abuse Is a custom You really don’t want to reduce You worry instead About how…
Epstein Silence By Elon Shlosberg (a parody of The Sound of Silence by Paul Simon) 🎵🎶 [Verse 1] I see Epstein, Trump’s old friend Is making headlines once again Because the photos now appearing Show the history Trump's a-fearing How suspicions ‘bout his role are unconstrained…
MAGA bigotry and anti-DEI, a song parody of "Fortunate One by John Fogerty [Verse 1] When some are born their skin color means They’re not red, white and blue And when they claim, “I can’t make my way” The White Wing says it’s not true, Lord [Chorus] Don’t blame me, don’t blame…
![1stPragmatist's tweet image. MAGA bigotry and anti-DEI, a song parody of "Fortunate One by John Fogerty
[Verse 1]
When some are born their skin color means
They’re not red, white and blue
And when they claim, “I can’t make my way”
The White Wing says it’s not true, Lord
[Chorus]
Don’t blame me, don’t blame…](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwggPyRbEAIfj3H.jpg)
Late night thoughts about Congressional "Christian" hypocrisy: Folks received an inspiration From some bible education To make a proclamation To their family and kin When they want a dispensation For their current degradation And so join a congregation Who accepted Christ…

Very good. It's time to release all the documents related to the assassinations of MLK, JFK, and RFK. Now let's see the same transparency related to Jeffrey Epstein: Release ALL the documents, not just the Grand Jury files. #DemVoice1 foxnews.com/politics/trump…
Hey Dimwit, Full and complete disclosure of every file, unredacted, should put the issue to rest. Unfortunately, that would also reveal the evidence about you. Did you abuse young girls too? Or were you simply complicit because you knew about Epstein's abhorrent practices…

The Sunday air is pleasant Small clouds are in the sky A breeze has started in the east When MAGAs breathe a sigh As they begin their worship Settling in their pews If new scandals from their guy Aren’t filling up the news #DemVoice1
Don't let this crap wear you down, no, we won't let it go or get over it. We've listened to his conspiracy theories for ten years now; this one is coming back to bite Trump’s ass. #DemsUnited
I once considered myself conservative. And when I looked at Mike Johnson’s website, I don’t disagree with the principles he lists there. But if you look at what the GOP is actually doing, it becomes clear that they don’t meet their own standards. (Thread) mikejohnson.house.gov/7-core-princip…
T’was said that living by the sword Is then how one will die I wonder what the method is If one’s weapon is the lie #DemVoice1

Whaddooya know, Trump lied again Are ya tired of wonderin’ Not if but when? With this guy in the White House The one thing we can trust Is we’d hear more truth From his carved marble bust At least in its silence There aren’t any lies ‘Cept for physical flaws It’s meant to…

Sure looks like Donny’s sins Are coming home to roost He flip-flopped on the Epstein files And MAGA rage is loosed Like when a wild wolf pack Hunts a wounded boar The scent of blood upon the ground Incites their hunger more Is it betrayal they feel? (Their patience wearing thin)…
BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump ran from reporters asking about the Epstein files faster than his lies about his uncle teaching the Unabomber were debunked. You can run, but you can't hide, Donald.
July: A THIRD bear walked through our urban/ suburban neighborhood this afternoon…tagged, she took the path from OUR backyard to our neighbors’ …the other two sightings were three houses away. Never do they cause damage, just passing through. And YET, they are wild animals!
You’ve got to watch this 🔥🔥🔥 flame-throwing video from @KatiePhang on Alina Habba, as Katie nails her and her experience as a lawyer. I am so glad @MeidasTouch has a place for her voice. Keep supporting independent media. #DemsUnited
Minutes of tape are missing Just when Jeffrey died Seems like there was a cover-up Not a suicide That makes the public wonder Who would benefit the most By strategic action To make sure that Jeff was toast? What famous person do we know Who aways tells a lie? Whose first thought…

#DemsUnited #DemVoice1 You knew it was coming. Something to take the MAGA mind off of Epstein and Trump's refusal to release the files or to explain why 3 minutes are missing from inside the MCC where Epstein "suicided" when they claimed it was "raw footage." Look over here!
🧵 Americans will finally learn the truth about how in 2016, intelligence was politicized and weaponized by the most powerful people in the Obama Administration to lay the groundwork for what was essentially a years-long coup against President @realDonaldTrump, subverting the…
The account that posted the reply below is blocked so that I cannot reply or comment on their reply to my original post. I suspect the account is a bot, set up to diffuse criticism of Trump. I plan to block any accounts that reply to public posts but do not allow response back.…
