Tony Stark
@1nOnlyIronMan
Billionaire genius playboy philanthropist. Futurist. Also the Invincible Iron Man. (NSFW DNI)
“Kid with a good heart.”
[You’re being interviewed by photographer and reporter Phil Sheldon, he’s been asking you questions about heroes and villains in New York, he then asked about one more hero] “I wanna know by your opinion and experience what do you think of Spider-Man?” [INTERACTION BAIT] Rply/qt
“He can be a bit talkative.”
Phil:"Sorry 'big mouth?’ Could you elaborate Mr Stark?”
“Only con I can name right now is his big mouth.”
Phil:"What would you say about the pros and cons of Spider-Man?”
“Oops.”
NO??? I WAS SINGING “MY OWN SUMMER (SHOVE IT)” BY DEFTONES???
“Wait. You weren’t insulting me?”
WHAT’S WRONG WITH LIKING DEFTONES?????
“Lady, everyone…”
♪♫ Hey you, big star . . . Hey you, big mood . . . Guide me to shelter, 'Cause I'm through when the two hits the six . . . And it's summer. CLOUDDDDD— SHOVE IT, SHOVE IT, SHOVE IT!! SHOVEEEEEE— SHOVE IT, SHOVE IT, SHOVE IT!!!! ♫♪
"Put up them dukes, you overgrown gecko!" 💭: "I love pym particles...."
“I’m saying you have no excuse.”
“So I’m already a bad guy? Damn that is quick”
“All it takes for you to become a bad guy is a couple bad words.”
“I mean let’s be realistic, why do you want to be a good person? People will still hate you even though you do something good”
“Rescinded…”
“This is a public service announcement! I am putting a bounty on the head of Izuku Midoriya!”
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“Lucky.”
I possess not a nemesis, thus I remain open to all challengers in this regard.
@9THGEN_SMASHER They’re after you, Young Midoriya.
@9THGEN_SMASHER They’re after you, Young Midoriya.