All about Steve

I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance?

The training kit is smart, to be fair. #WeAreFGR (and we are completely off of our tits on 12% premium lager and Columbian snuff)

For those of you waiting patiently for some 'Porcupine eating a slice of banana' content in order to get your week off to the perfect start, your patience is about to be rewarded.......

When at a checkout, I try not to judge people's food. Instead, marks are awarded on the basis of heaviest items first, so as not to squash essentials, such as cake, biscuits & more cake. Also, for frozen & chilled together, payment method to hand & quality of bag (subjective).

Delighted for England......little bit gutted for Italy. Played very well.....way beyond their "underdogs" tag. So close but I hope this is the start of something big for them. #ENGvITA #Euro2025 #Italy #Lionesses

Four full days now to recover and rest before the final. And I'm going to need every single one of them. #Lionesses #ENGITA #bbcfootball

I'm pretty sure you could hear Vicki Sparks from space 😊 #bbcfootball

No dramas 😊 #Lionesses #ENGITA

Sex, drugs, more drugs, rock n roll and all stops in between for the crazy train that was Birmingham's foremost bonkers bat-taster in-chief, Ozzy Osbourne. A character who did all he could to earn every bit of criticism & praise, in equal measure, and amen to that. RIP Ozzy 🤘

When I was a wee nipper, my gran would just take me and my brother down to the corner shop for a bag of penny sweets while she got herself 20 woodbines and a copy of The Daily Mirror for the bingo. Only tune she could play was out of her arse when she'd been on the spam fritters.

Me at Fountains Abbey in 2007. I absolutely LOVE a good ruined medieval Cistercian monastery. Can you tell?

Mr Tuesday sneaked into the latest batch.

Me, when there's an all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet at the hotel.

Out and about again today.... This time, a visit to a new pub in the Staffordshire Moorlands with friends. Perfect country pub and with its own micro brewery. Smashing 😊

If a black cat walks towards you, it is bringing you luck. If it's walking away from you, it is taking that luck with it. Meanwhile, if you meet this in a forest, it's definitely a wizard and will grant you 3 wishes in return from some Dreamies. #Folklore #Caturday

Summer graduations at @KeeleUniversity - Day 5. Baking hot......happy students.......sweaty families........knackered Welcome Team. Great fun! 🥳 #KeeleBecause #Keele #Graduation2025 🎓👨‍🎓👩‍🎓

Great to have the brilliant actor, Toby Jones with us at the graduations at Keele University yesterday, along with Neil "Nello" Baldwin. Many will remember Toby for his portrayal of Nello in the film, "Marvellous". A “Marvellous” reunion 💚 youtube.com/shorts/Bu77We9… @YouTube

Final day of summer graduations with Nicky and the team and EVERYTHING.........is under control 👍

After a couple of days away, Beano is back and ready for breakfast.......

Suitably attired for a quick morning stroll and then off to Keele again we go........

For those of you enquiring, THIS is the correct way that a lady should be helped from a giant tortoise: petticoats slightly raised, gentleman with hat off and posed at a jaunty angle.