Jill

A first kiss finds true love. A first fart confirms it.

I could’ve told you this decades ago

Trying to psyche myself up to get better about sticking to low carbs

Can it be considered “Trail Mix” if it’s only raisins and peanuts?

Oh, but we do.

What if trees are the ground’s fingers and we just cut them off 😭

I remember the time I was caught on the Jumbotron at a Nickleback concert. I guess we all just wanna be big rockstars.

Isn’t this just normal Nickelback?

I was an equipment manager at Three Mile Island. Here’s how to run a nuclear power plant.

My Dad is wearing socks with my dog’s face on them 🥰

Release the Epstein Files.

😊

I don’t wanna brag, but my bruise matches my shirt today 🥰

Are there any other images like this

We like to nap on the air vent because one of us just played outside and one of us is premenopausal. I won’t say which is which.

Ok whoa whoa whoa. Birds don’t sleep in the nests they make?!

I thought this was a video 😭

My Dad texts this to my sister and I almost every night 🥰