Pickle Cat
@0xPickleCati
Your Republican cat next door, decoding crypto chaos & roasting clowns 🤡 | Degen trader since 2013 (from Reddit) | Trades 👉 https://t.me/picklecati
Vanished for a few days. Yup, you guessed it. I was on vacay again 😎 Watched Hamilton (for the 6th time) last night, and I couldn’t stop thinking: If Alexander Hamilton resurrected in 2025… What would he do with... $ETH? When the father of America’s financial system meets…

Daddy took me fishing. I got pinched and he laughed. Ahhhh it hurts uwu~ Somebody save me 😭🆘 Trend is good.

How can anyone not love $SUI? $SUI always comes back. $SUI is pain, $SUI is love. $SUI is the next $SOL.
“有个女人半夜和我说一年内赚1000w不是分分钟的事情吗” 兄弟们!虚心求教我是应该现在去当雇佣兵还是这个sui开几百万梭进去还是有什么别的办法? 成功后必有重谢!
Everything’s gonna be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.
The market’s rising in a weird, almost artificial way… Crazy ETF inflows. FOMC just a week away. Is altseason finally here? Will $BTC break above $130K next month — or is it setting up for a 10% correction? 🔍 Here’s my macro + crypto outlook for July to September 2025: 1.…

Evan’s line, “The post-ICO wasteland of $ETH ”, reminded me of 2017, when I damn near went broke chasing ICO euphoria. Turns out most of that hype was bullshit: - That year, ICOs raised $11.9B. - Over 80% turned out to be total vaporware or straight-up scams. - $1.3B vanished…
看了黄瓜猫条的这条预测贴,能看出专业交易员对于市场的理解是很透彻的。 宏观尚且不懂,我还是想从“情绪”单项切入,谈一谈这些年亏钱亏出来的投资/投机经验。 开始讨论前,我想先附一张图:在 7.13 日我给朋友说买的 AAVE 到新高的时候,我后面补充了一句: “一般我得瑟的时候,行情就要反转了。”…
Market’s acting drunk — r u ok? Last week’s EP1 pulled 10k viewers on Binance Square! Big love to everyone who showed up 💚 EP2 drops tomorrow (July 25), and it’s gonna be even messier: - Are $BTC and $ETH gonna break out again next week? - Are we about to pump, dump, or just…
R U OK? @elonmusk Cuz we sure as hell aren’t 😂 Web3 Comedy Talk Show 🎤 drops in 3 hours. Tonight’s menu: • $BTC r u ok? How long can this bull run really last? • Market r u ok? Thriving or terminally ill? • Your kidneys r they ok? Rugged by caffeine and 100x leverage?…
Omg my dream just came true @selenagomez ate me 😭🥒
Selena Gomez shows off her pickle cake.
Everyone’s still waiting for “altseason” like their 2021 bags are suddenly going to come back to life. But we’ve already had 3 altseasons since 2023. Most just didn’t recognize them, because they didn't show up in OLD BAGS, but in NEW NARRATIVES: → Inscriptions → Airdrop meta…
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Thanks @cryptobraveHQ. Yes a healthy bull run needs healthy pullbacks. If it’s only going up, it’s gearing up to fall harder. You don’t build skyscrapers on shaky floors.
今天的回调,很多人都开始关心起来后市怎么走。Pickle Cat 的这个预测太详细了。 @0xPickleCati 结合宏观经济信号(如 FOMC 和美联储政策)以及加密市场的技术指标(如 F&G 指数、ETH/BTC 比率),为 7 月至 9 月的走势提供了清晰的框架。 我个人对 8 月的“清洗 vs. 震荡”情景和 9…
The real model behind $SBET: 1. Stake $ETH to earn a 3% yield 2. Slap on a 30x valuation multiple 3. Pitch this “dream” to Nasdaq = A “tokenized staking vault” with memecoin-level volatility dressed up as equity. Congrats to those who entered early. Bought the top? Welcome to…
Okay, I am officially an $SBET whale
We’re going higher 🚀 - More institutions are gonna come in - Could set a global precedent for crypto regulation. - Mass adoption is getting real, fam. BUT It also means higher barriers for smaller projects: heavier compliance, rising operational costs. Still waiting on Senate…
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US House officially passes crypto Clarity Act.
Everyone’s talking about $ETH mooning… But how can you ignore $SBET — aka the “ETH MicroStrategy”? - $SBET just acquired 280k+ ETH - Claims to be world’s largest public ETH holder - Staked it all, ETF-style narrative & stock’s up like a memecoin But here’s the thing: 1. $SBET…
En-route to our first stop: 1,000,000 $ETH
R U OK? @elonmusk Cuz we sure as hell aren’t 😂 Web3 Comedy Talk Show 🎤 drops in 3 hours. Tonight’s menu: • $BTC r u ok? How long can this bull run really last? • Market r u ok? Thriving or terminally ill? • Your kidneys r they ok? Rugged by caffeine and 100x leverage?…
🎙️币圈4人脱口秀《你行不行/Are you ok?》— 试播 𓈒𓏸┈┈┈┈┈┈✾┈┈┈┈┈┈𓏸𓈒 聊肾虚/聊世间万物 联合主持人:@0xPickleCati @suwanyu7777 @Lsssss1106 📍 今晚|11点|具体链接稍后放在评论下 |记得🔔 🎁 转发就抽点 「泰国小果冻」 = 「外观新颖 快速起效」
Have you noticed? $BTC all-time high. NASDAQ all-time high. But CT feels like a funeral. Lately, the higher we pump, the more people get liquidated. Peak irony. Don’t impulsively short a bull trend. That’s not trading. That’s self-harm.


Why does everyone have kidney deficiency nowadays? Today, a friend sent me an “insider meme CA.” I bought it. Of course, I became mountain top LP. AGAIN. Went to dinner with @thecryptoskanda @off_thetarget @Lsssss1106 @BTV_CN @suwanyu7777 @Solomon_Nahhh And we realized WE…
