Brandon
@0lSarge
Catholic husband and father, fitness enthusiast, and avid home cook. Ice cream dates are non-negotiable.
A longshot, but if there is anyone in the Kerrville/Camp Mystic area that has information, please reach out to me or the family directly. Kellyanne was camping in the Bubble Inn cabin at Camp Mystic. #campmystic #Kerrville #KerrvilleTX #texasfloods
A friend's daughter was at a camp in Kerrville that got hit by a flashflood and is currently unaccounted for :(
I just saw an F-250 with a window unit A/C mounted to his back window. I love Midland/Odessa.
Imagine the amount of PFAS in those cups but we were all blissful.
There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god
Many of the CEOs are 50+ year old dudes on TRT. The HR ladies are cooked.
1,000,000 CEOs vs 1,000,000 Heads of HR
Rich is playing a benefit concert this Saturday at Rooster’s Icehouse in Midland if y’all want to hear good music and support the TX flood victims.
This Saturday I turned my show in Midland,TX into a benefit concert. But I’m sure there’s more in your area. 🙏🏽🎶
You ever like a reel your friend already liked and then get a little offended that they didn’t send it to you?
Car wash price is up +50% which feels in line with pretty much everything else over the past 2-4 years except for salaries. So who is making more money? Executives who get to tout Y/Y revenue increases?
All this rain is making Midland look greener than when oil was over $100/bbl.
got some more codes to giveaway, this time from EA. 3 PSN, 3 Xbox #CFB26 just comment and retweet to enter 🫶
Almost nobody in my neighborhood put their trash cans out yesterday because the city does a terrible job of communicating when the schedule changes due to holidays.
Man @HEB is knocking it out of the park with all the coupons the past couple of weeks at a time when consumers are really feeling the pressure of prices. It’s well appreciated!
Do y’all think the Holy Family ever struggled with the stomach bug or do you think 8 year old Jesus was like, “Get behind me, Satan!” and cured the household?
“I hope this email finds you well.” How this email finds me with kids home during the summer:
My boys just said Major Payne is their favorite movie so I must be doing something right as a parent.
Does anything go harder than St Michael the Archangel crushing demons? Than Jesus descending into hell to save the just and defeat death? Christianity is so based.

I just did a Windows update and shut down and the damn PC actually shut down instead of restarting. What is this madness?
If you didn't think the UK was screwed before, this definitely should help convince you.

As all of you know there was an attempted mass shooting at a church only 20 minutes from us, this past weekend. One of the church members witnessed the shooting happening and used his Ford F150 to run over the mother fucker, and unfortunately in doing so the truck took a bunch…